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These are some lies we made up about Albion.
A massive doe has now and then been distinguished spitting at passing cars along a murky road right next door to Albion.
The ghost of a female having a word carved into her hand is now and then spotted down next to the waterfront at Petty Lake trying to grasp something.
A gigantic aardvark has supposedly been seen on one or two instances at Chain O' Lakes State Park flickering a lantern.
A space alien from space has frequently been distinguished in Chain O'Lakes State Park late at night pulling a body over the grass.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is often noticed flinging chunks of concrete into the current at Clock Creek late at night.
An ET from planet Neptune has purportedly been perceived on a few instances by The Spread looking creepy.
A colossal antelope can be seen repeatedly glugging down unleaded from a pump at a fuel station in Albion.
An alien from another solar system has from time to
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time been witnessed chatting into the air as if somebody else was present.
An enormous bear is once in a while seen walking a Cocker Spaniel very late at night on a murky Albion lane.
An ET can sometimes be spotted staring through house windows in Albion around midnight.
A colossal bat was spotted watching TV in an Albion living
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room before sunrise.
An extremely large beaver showed up searching through garbage cans on an Albion residential street.
The ghost of a female with a dagger in her head came into sight on an Albion residential road on a dark night. The ghost didn't care that there was someone other nearby.
A woman with the head of a demon was noticed looking at a person sleeping on the floor in a residence in Albion. When the onlooker showed up the ghost ran off.
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Ghost Sightings From Albion
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Ghost Sightings From Albion
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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