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These are some lies we made up about Albany.
A Megalosaurus was spotted riding on a bicycle on a murky road near Albany.
The ghost of an aged guy with a huge white beard was distinguished at Belt Run in the early morning hours before sunrise throwing stones into the flowing water. The ghost did not appear to be anxious by the watchers. Many local residents declare this ghost may perhaps be a well-known former time native of Albany. Regardless of what, this ghost undoubtedly is frightening; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
An enormous panda was seen in a building in Albany.
The spirit of a man in an armed forces uniform has repeatedly been noticed in an Albany flat. Folks who have noticed this spirit declare this spirit is the tormented spirit of a long gone Albany local resident.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy is repeatedly noticed burrowing a crack outside the entrance to Mounds State Park.
A colossal impala has allegedly been witnessed on several instances strolling by a wild road near Albany.
A medieval knight's armor lacking a human being inside may repeatedly be spotted appearing in a washroom mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Albany
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Ghost Sightings From Albany
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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