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These are some lies we made up about Alamo.
The alien pilot of a UFO may be perceived often on the highest spot of Truax Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise monitoring the surroundings.
The ghost of a youthful lady drenched in blood has occasionally been perceived looking through flat windows in Alamo very late at night. Several folks declare this ghost is the undeparted spirit of an old Alamo local person. Anyway, this is an unfriendly ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into at midnight.
The spirit of an aged sorceress is occasionally witnessed at the entrance to Shades State Park struggling to state something.
A space alien from Saturn has purportedly been noticed on frequent occasions on the shore of Lake Holiday attempting to grab something.
A man with a sizeable hole through his chest can every so often be observed by Holiday Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise staring at the water. If you listen to the locals, this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while traveling through Alamo in the past. In any event, it's a frightening spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Alamo
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Ghost Sightings From Alamo
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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