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These are some lies we made up about Akron.
A decapitated guy is regularly witnessed fishing from the water's edge of Landis Lake before dawn.
A female with her head and both arms sliced off is known to have been distinguished on numerous occasions by Yellow Creek going wild. A lot of folks who live here claim this spirit is the stressed soul of a long forgotten Akron resident.
The spirit of a gentleman grasping a bloody machete may frequently be spotted looking through residence windows in Akron late at night.
An alien voyager from space can be made out very frequently rummaging around in garbage container on an Akron road.
An Icthyosaurus has occasionally been spotted on an Akron lane around midnight.
A soldier's outfit strolling around with no body in it is once in a while distinguished hovering in the air like a helium balloon in Akron.
A space alien from planet Mars is known to have been seen on a few instances seeking an object in Bass Lake State Beach outside the ranger station.
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
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