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These are some lies we made up about Yuma.
A female with a blue-green face may every so often be made out on a Yuma lane at midnight.
A space man from planet Pluto has frequently been witnessed staring at the water by Donald Halters Dam around midnight.
A guy with a spear in his head is regularly observed in the early morning hours checking out Big Gully in detail. A number of of the people who live in this town assert this phantom is probably the stressed phantom of a local person who used to reside here in Yuma.
The spirit of a delivery man has supposedly been noticed on numerous occasions down by Mount Ararat Spring at midnight seeking a picture. It's been argued that this particular spirit is the undeparted spirit of an old Yuma local person. Anyhow, it's undeniably a bloodcurdling ghost that should be kept away from.
A space alien from another solar system may regularly be witnessed downing motor oil by Bacon Creek.
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Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
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