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These are some lies we made up about Woodbury.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy has from time to time been spotted attempting to articulate something up on Bell Hill.
A massive koodoo is every now and then observed taking in the vista at Lake Ann Dam late at night.
Galileo has purportedly been made out on a few occasions in Alexander Hollow before sunrise thinking.
The ghost of a youthful woman with a line around her neck may sometimes be made out glugging down water from Buck Spring at midnight.
A man devoid of a head was spotted at the stroke of midnight gazing across Whiteoak Slash. This individual spirit has been observed often in this area. A lot of locals allege this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was murdered while passing through Woodbury some decades ago.
A very large lemur appeared drifting by on Brawleys Fork around midnight.
The ghost of an elderly prospector with a big mustache and an eye patch was seen staring irritably at the onlooker
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down a desolate road next to Woodbury at night. There have been numerous tales involving this ghost in the vicinity. Locals assert that this ghost is that of a local resident who had a home here in Woodbury many years ago.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship was observed being in a forsaken mansion in Woodbury.
The ghost
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of a flight attendant was witnessed standing by a secluded highway near Woodbury. Further sightings of this ghost have been described.
A space alien from planet Saturn has frequently been observed in a mobile home in Woodbury.
A space man from another part of the galaxy is repeatedly witnessed annihilating an object in Bledsoe Creek State Park by the ranger station.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief has been said to have been observed on a handful of instances in a Woodbury house. One thing's for sure, this is an unfriendly spirit that you don't want to come across at night.
The Loch Ness Monster may often be perceived glugging down milk outside Russell Cave National Monument.
The martian crew member of a UFO may be witnessed frequently wandering by a desolate highway near Woodbury.
A huge roebuck has from time to time been noticed becoming visible in a bedroom mirror.
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Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
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