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These are some lies we made up about Wartrace.
A colossal mole has allegedly been noticed on several occasions swallowing apple juice by Hooser Bend.
A large bloodcurdling giant may often be distinguished staring at the sight from the pinnacle of Caruthers Hill around midnight.
A gentleman's body with the head of an animal may be distinguished frequently in Bell Buckle Historic District at night reading a magazine.
A space invader has occasionally been distinguished looking for a person in Bottle Hollow in the early morning hours.
A female character is now and then noticed weeping in the center of Anderton Branch. Folks assert that this ghost takes pleasure in scaring people who dare to interrupt the quiet in Wartrace.
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Ghost Sightings From Wartrace
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Ghost Sightings From Wartrace
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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