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A gigantic baboon is once in a while noticed enjoying the panorama at Wheats Curve Lake Dam before sunrise.
A space invader has purportedly been made out on a handful of instances late at night examining Bear Cove in detail.
An martian tourist from deep space may occasionally be observed in a Walling area grocery store, striding the aisles.
A space man from another solar system has frequently been spotted up on the pinnacle of Baker Mountain destroying a book.
The ghost of a civil war fighter is frequently spotted in the middle of Blue Spring Creek searching for a map.
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
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