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These are some lies we made up about Unionville.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is regularly observed at Alexander Creek after midnight hurling chunks of concrete into the water.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object is rumored to have been seen on many instances in a Unionville highschool around midnight striding the halls.
A colossal elk can often be observed examining Haunt Hollow in detail at the stroke of midnight.
A female with a blue face may be made out very often fluttering over Byler Bottoms around midnight. One thing's for sure, this is a bad ghost that you don't want to encounter in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos has from time to time been spotted staring crossly at the observer by Shearin Bend.
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Ghost Sightings From Unionville
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Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
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