Townsend

 
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A space invader from another world has occasionally been distinguished watching movies in a Townsend living room at midnight.

The alien mechanic of a flying saucer is sometimes made out fluttering across Big Sink around midnight.
    
A female having a machete in her head may every now and then be spotted by Laurel Lake Dam at midnight staring at the water.

A gigantic mynah bird was seen searching through trash cans on a Townsend street.

A wandering ghost came into view on a Townsend residential road in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost did not appear to be troubled by the viewers.

 

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Cade's Cove Riding Stables,  Horseback Riding, Townsend, 3 miles away
River Rat Tubing & Kayak,  Amusement Park, Townsend, 5 miles away
Crest Lanes,  Bowling, Maryville, 16 miles away
Smoky Mountain Zoological Park,  Zoo, Pigeon Forge, 17 miles away
Smoky Mountain Zipline,  Amusement Park, Pigeon Forge, 17 miles away
Walden's Landing Firehouse GLF,  Mini Golf, Pigeon Forge, 17 miles away
Track,  Amusement Park, Pigeon Forge, 17 miles away
Speed Port,  Amusement Park, Pigeon Forge, 17 miles away
Rockin Raceway,  Amusement Park, Pigeon Forge, 18 miles away
BLUFF Mountain Adventures,  Amusement Park, Pigeon Forge, 18 miles away

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Ghost Sightings From Townsend

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