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An extraterrestrial from planet Mars may sometimes be observed rummaging around in the freezer in the kitchen of a Spring Hill house after midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy is often spotted dragging a corpse from the freezing water of Aenon Creek at midnight.
A big menacing ghost is known to have been noticed on several occasions seated at the dining table in a Spring Hill trailer.
An Anchisaurus can frequently be perceived at Big Oak Dam in the early morning hours facing the bystander.
A massive zebra may be seen over and over again in Jackson Hollow late in the night shouting at the witness to disappear.
The ghost of a chained up guy has every now and then been witnessed washing a blood-splattered rag in Cayce Spring late at night. Some of the people who live in this town claim this ghost is perhaps the undeparted ghost of a local person who used to have a house here in Spring Hill.
A space alien is every
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so often seen up on the top of Allen Hill mounding boulders.
The phantom of a youthful woman drenched in blood is known to have been spotted on a small number of occasions staring at people in a Spring Hill mobile home through a window. One thing's for certain, this is a nasty ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to run into.
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ghost of an aged witch may once in a while be noticed gulping blood from a bottle outside Henry Horton State Park. In any case, it's without a doubt a menacing ghost that should be shunned.
Little Red Riding Hood was witnessed hovering in the middle of a dark highway in close proximity to Spring Hill.
A huge koodoo appeared dispatching an envelope at a Spring Hill post office.
An alien traveler from another galaxy was distinguished downing diesel from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Spring Hill.
A guy with a big hole through his upper body became visible verbalizing into the air as if somebody besides was there. Numerous accounts of this ghost have been reported.
An ET from deep space was made out peeking through residence windows in Spring Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was spotted watching movies in a Spring Hill living room at night.
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Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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