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These are some lies we made up about Shelbyville.
An alien from another part of the galaxy can now and then be noticed piling pieces of wood in East Shelbyville Historic District in the early morning hours.
Johann Sebastian Bach has repeatedly been witnessed staying in a vacant structure in Shelbyville.
A gargantuan camel is frequently seen enjoying the panorama at Davis Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
A woman with a machete in her head has purportedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions at the stroke of midnight drifting down on Ashland Branch. Regardless of what, it's a menacing ghost that you wouldn't want to run into after midnight.
A wandering spirit may regularly be distinguished smoking a pipe beside Brown Spring on a dark night.
The martian commander of a flying saucer has from time to time been noticed talking into the night by Tarpley Bluff.
The ghost of an airplane pilot is once in a while witnessed up on Fay Hill trying to locate something. Local people argue
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that this phantom takes pleasure in terrifying folks who come trying to find phantoms in Shelbyville.
A Stegosaurus has allegedly been noticed on several occasions in Adams Hollow late in the night grasping a skull.
An ET from Venus may now and then be made out standing by a wild road outside Shelbyville.
An ET from deep space
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was spotted in Henry Horton State Park right by the ranger station struggling to express something.
A very large hog came into view being carried by a motorcycle on a murky highway near Shelbyville.
An enormous kid was spotted in a Shelbyville apartment.
Aladdin came into view terrifying people in Russell Cave National Monument at the ranger station.
The chilling phantom of a Barbarian was observed walking down a desolate road close to Shelbyville. The appearance of the bystander startled the spirit who then faded away.
An enormous lion has repeatedly been spotted emerging in a washroom mirror.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship is regularly distinguished very late at night pursuing a passing pickup on a shadowy road in close proximity to Shelbyville.
A menacing skeleton is known to have been made out on a handful of occasions in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver setting eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror on a dark night.
A luminous human character can frequently be distinguished
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pulling up weeds in the garden of a building in Shelbyville.
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Ghost Sightings From Shelbyville
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Ghost Sightings From Shelbyville
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
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