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These are some lies we made up about Selmer.
A sasquatch came into sight in a store in the Selmer neighborhood.
A giant roebuck was seen trying on a hat in a Selmer mobile home.
A space invader from the cosmos materialized attempting to grasp something beside Hartman Spring before sunrise.
The ghost of an engine driver was distinguished at McNairy Cypress Watershed Dam Number Seventeen around midnight pondering. The bystander got scared and fled. One thing is for sure, this ghost undoubtedly is bloodcurdling; one that should be left alone.
A lady lacking a head has repeatedly been spotted creeping out from a drain hole on a Selmer residential road around midnight.
The martian mechanic of a UFO has been observed on one or two instances tossing bricks into the water at Abernathy Branch before dawn.
A large terrifying dragon may frequently be distinguished looking terrifying in Austin Hollow before sunrise.
An extremely large moose may be observed frequently snooping in
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mailboxes on a dark night in Selmer.
Aristotle has once in a while been observed playing a song on a harmonica in a Selmer house.
The spirit of a young lady with a line around her neck has allegedly been noticed on a handful of instances in a mirror in a Selmer house; the ghost was exclusively noticeable in the mirror. In any event, this
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is a bad ghost that is better not messed with.
A giant hedgehog has frequently been witnessed scooping out a gap right by the entrance to J.P. Coleman State Park.
A space invader from Mars is repeatedly observed mounding pebbles outside Natchez Trace Parkway.
A space invader from the cosmos has purportedly been distinguished on a small number of instances in a mobile home next to Selmer.
An incredibly menacing phantom may frequently be seen in a Selmer area clothing store, wandering the aisles. If you listen to what the residents declare, this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long forgotten Selmer person who lived here.
The ghost of an aged female holding a firearm has once in a while been seen downing water after midnight by a vending machine in Selmer. No matter what folks state, it undoubtedly is a menacing spirit that you wouldn't wish to bump into late at night.
A gargantuan oryx is once in a while perceived relaxing at a coffee table in a Selmer house smoking a pipe.
A Brachiosaurus is rumored to have been seen on frequent occasions marching through a flat in Selmer.
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Ghost Sightings From Selmer
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Ghost Sightings From Selmer
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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