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The ghost of a critically charred lady can be witnessed often at Festus Jackson Dam after midnight taking in the vista. No matter what people utter, it is unquestionably a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
An extremely large ferret has sometimes been seen drifting by on Barber Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien tourist from another galaxy is known to have been observed on numerous instances searching through trash container on a Scotts Hill residential street.
An ET from planet Jupiter can sometimes be witnessed on a Scotts Hill avenue at midnight.
The spirit of a gentleman having a pentagram carved into his cheek was noticed looking at a man sleeping on the floor in a flat in Scotts Hill. The ghost mumbled about avenging an assassination.
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How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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