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These are some lies we made up about Sardis.
A gigantic tapir may now and then be observed heaving stones at Claiborne Wells Dam on a dark night.
The alien mechanic of a UFO has regularly been witnessed down at Sulphur Well Spring at midnight carving a hollow.
Issac Newton is repeatedly made out by Anderson Branch mounding boulders.
An alien explorer from another world has purportedly been noticed on a handful of occasions by a woman hunting in a forest close to Sardis.
A giant hyena may frequently be noticed resting in a beanbag in a trailer in Sardis.
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Ghost Sightings From Sardis

Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. - You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building. - That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done. No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window. A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch. - Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window. The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman. The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat. - Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car! - Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking. Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass. Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is? - No Delbert I don't. - Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters. Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. Arthur: -What did Tenne see? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw. Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree. - What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house. -Stealing apples, little Arthur replied. - Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway? - Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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