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A gigantic alligator is regularly witnessed in the rear seat of a car by the driver noticing the spirit in his rear view mirror before dawn.
A gigantic ferret has been said to have been seen on one or two instances searching for a picture at Chandler Spring before dawn.
A lady with a somewhat see-through body can repeatedly be perceived trimming bushes in the garden of a mobile home in Rockford.
A sasquatch may be distinguished frequently by Volunteer Yacht Basin at midnight gazing at the water.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is occasionally noticed in Alcoa Little League Park at the stroke of midnight hauling a cadaver through some bushes. One of the people who live here definitely claims that this spirit is almost certainly the undeceased spirit of a person who used to have a home here in Rockford.
A huge bat has supposedly been witnessed on many occasions by an old woman camping at a campground right next door to Rockford.
A space invader from deep space can from time to time be made out seated in a chair in a flat in Rockford.
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Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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