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These are some lies we made up about Puryear.
An enormous addax can once in a while be observed on the shore of Mason Lake going bananas.
The ghost of a bum has often been seen dragging a corpse from the ice cold water of Brushy Creek in the early morning hours. People who have witnessed this spirit argue this spirit takes pleasure in terrifying unwise people who are courageous enough to interrupt the quiet in Puryear.
The Abominable Snowman is regularly spotted at a pay phone in Puryear making a telephone call.
An enormous giraffe has been seen on several occasions striding through a Puryear neighborhood graveyard.
The ghost of a young-looking lady drenched in blood can frequently be observed gulping blood from a mug alongside a secluded highway in the neighborhood of Puryear around midnight. A local man asserts that this phantom loves frightening foolhardy people who come seeking phantoms in Puryear. One thing's for sure, this phantom indisputably is chilling; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Ghost Sightings From Puryear
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Ghost Sightings From Puryear
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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