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These are some lies we made up about Pocahontas.
The Ugly Duckling was witnessed hauling a body from the ice cold water of Bearman Creek on a dark night.
The ghost of a lady with a stiletto in her neck came into view facing the witness up on the highest spot of The Mound. Other people in close proximity have had comparable occurrences involving the same ghost.
A woman having the head of a leprechaun was spotted giving a guided expedition of Tan Yard Bend to a troop of ghosts before dawn. This is one of those ghosts that is spotted repeatedly close by. One thing is for sure, it's a creepy ghost that is better not disrupted.
A lady carrying her head beneath her arm was distinguished in the early morning hours before sunrise crawling out of Dismal Swamp soaked in dirty water. The bystander fled when he saw the spirit. In any case, it sure is a bloodcurdling ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into before sunrise.
A space alien was perceived tossing boulders in Big Hill Pond State Park late in the night.
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Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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