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These are some lies we made up about Piney Flats.
The alien captain of a UFO may every so often be made out gripping a human skull in Bear Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A half rotten human dead body was distinguished at Apache Creek at night flinging stones into the water. There have been many tales with reference to this ghost in the area. A local woman asserts that this spirit is that of a local person who resided here in Piney Flats some decades ago. No matter what people say, it's a creepy ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter before sunrise.
A giant parakeet showed up trying to find an object beneath a parked Toyota in a Piney Flats parking lot before sunrise.
An alien from planet Venus was observed gazing late at night on a lawn in Piney Flats.
An Anchisaurus appeared up on the highest spot of Ayers Knob attempting to snatch something.
An alien from the cosmos was made out in Island Park on a dark night dragging a dead body over rocks.
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gigantic chimpanzee has repeatedly been distinguished sitting at the dining table in a Piney Flats home thinking.
A huge colt is repeatedly witnessed marveling at Betty Range Cliff after midnight.
The ghost of a grower in a hat has been said to have been witnessed on numerous occasions walking through a home in Piney Flats. One of the
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residents strongly argues that this ghost gets pleasure from startling unwise people who are bold enough to disturb the serenity in Piney Flats.
One of the three Little Pigs can be spotted often mounted on a horse down a highway close to Piney Flats.
A massive dog has occasionally been witnessed at a pay phone in Piney Flats making a telephone call.
A colossal lion has allegedly been spotted on numerous instances wandering through a Piney Flats vicinity graveyard.
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Ghost Sightings From Piney Flats
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Ghost Sightings From Piney Flats
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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