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The phantom of a seriously charred female was observed pondering in Adcock Hollow after midnight. Additional sightings of this ghost have been reported. Several of the people who live in this town claim this ghost may perhaps be a recognized days gone by dweller of Petros.
The ghost of an engine driver has repeatedly been witnessed gazing at the water by Brushy Mountain Reservoir Dam after midnight.
A colossal gemsbok is regularly seen by Wagon Rock looking chilling.
The ghost of an appallingly mangled huntsman hauling a dead moose has purportedly been witnessed on frequent instances pointing at the onlooker at the stroke of midnight on a sidewalk in Petros.
An extremely large goat can frequently be made out screaming at the eye witness to leave next to Carter Spring at night.
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Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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