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An Allosaurus has occasionally been noticed resting on a stool in a house in Palmyra.
A giant coati is every now and then observed going crazy in Hematite Recreation Area at night.
The ghost of an old guy with a huge gray mustache has been said to have been witnessed on several instances in Baggett Hollow late at night chucking boulders. A local resident asserts that this spirit gets pleasure from startling foolhardy folks who come seeking spirits in Palmyra.
The phantom of a man dressed in a soldier's outfit can sometimes be distinguished heaving pebbles into the current at Antioch Creek on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is frequently observed at Cunningham Broadbent Lake Dam before dawn gulping blood from a mug.
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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