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The martian technician of a flying saucer has supposedly been observed on one or two instances swallowing water from Bickerstaff Eddy at night.
The ghost of a coal-miner may every now and then be distinguished by Briar Pond Bottom weeping. People argue that this ghost gets pleasure from startling unwise folks who have the courage to interrupt the peace in Only.
A very large buffalo was witnessed gazing in Anderson Hollow around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury came into view at Big Spring Lake Number Two Dam at night enjoying the scenery.
The ghost of a guy clad as a handy man was made out pondering in the center of Baptist Branch. There are further reports involving this ghost in the vicinity.
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Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
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