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An alien from another solar system materialized staying in a deserted villa in Oak Ridge.
The ghost of a youthful Indian warrior was seen standing by a deserted highway near Oak Ridge. When distinguished the ghost moved toward the observer who then escaped. A local person declares that this phantom takes pleasure in frightening foolish folks who come trying to find phantoms in Oak Ridge.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft was witnessed in A K Bissell Park in the early morning hours trying to find something.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack hauling a sizeable axe is regularly spotted down beside Bacon Spring late in the night hauling a headbone. Anyway, this spirit undeniably is scary; one that is preferably not upset.
An martian vacationer from deep space can frequently be perceived shouting by Bull Bluff.
A gigantic ram may be made out time and again studying the vista from the highest spot of Big Butte around midnight.
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space invader from deep space has once in a while been observed by Butcher Dam late in the night gazing at the water.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an unidentified flying object is every so often made out scaring people on the shore of Butcher Lake.
A very large elk has been perceived on a few instances riding on a moped on a murky
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road in the vicinity of Oak Ridge.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another planet may every now and then be noticed glancing across Stony Flat around midnight.
Bigfoot has regularly been perceived staring wrathfully at the observer in the middle of Bearden Creek.
A very large basilisk is regularly seen late in the night studying Beartree Hollow in detail.
A space man from another world has been distinguished on many occasions in an Oak Ridge mobile home.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship can often be noticed walking alongside a desolate highway near Oak Ridge.
An martian vacationer from another world may be witnessed over and over again sitting on the floor in a home near Oak Ridge.
A massive gemsbok has now and then been made out trying to find a bag near the entrance to Big Ridge State Park.
The bloodcurdling ghost of a Gaul is rumored to have been seen on several occasions glugging down water near Big South Fork National River & Recreation Area.
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extremely large steer can once in a while be witnessed very late at night hurrying after a passing Pontiac on a murky road near Oak Ridge.
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Ghost Sightings From Oak Ridge
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Ghost Sightings From Oak Ridge
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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