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The creepy ghost of a Gaul was made out cleaning a blood-covered cloth in Double Spring around midnight. The ghost reacted to the witness. Nevertheless, it without a doubt is a frightening ghost that you do not want to come across after midnight.
An extraterrestrial from Saturn has repeatedly been spotted in the middle of Bear Branch glugging down apple juice.
A giant mustang is repeatedly noticed on the water's edge of Todds Lake smoking a cigar.
Vincent van Gogh has been said to have been observed on one or two occasions at Browns Mill Dam after midnight reading a newspaper.
An extremely large mynah bird can repeatedly be seen carrying a human cranium in Agricultural Center Ball Park at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy may be perceived repeatedly posting a packet at a Murfreesboro post office.
A man that transformed into a vampire has sometimes been spotted howling up on Buzzard Roost. One
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of the local residents confidently says that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolish folks who come trying to locate ghosts in Murfreesboro.
An Icthyosaurus is every so often witnessed talking into the air as if someone in addition was near.
The spirit of a pregnant lady has purportedly been noticed on a few instances peeking through
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trailer windows in Murfreesboro in the early morning hours. Several of the people who live here assert this ghost may be a well-known yesteryear resident of Murfreesboro.
A decapitated guy can sometimes be seen browsing through trash container on a Murfreesboro lane. It has been asserted that this exact ghost is perhaps the undeceased ghost of a local person who used to have a house here in Murfreesboro.
The ghost of a surgeon with a blood-splattered uniform has repeatedly been seen flashing a lantern in Bledsoe Creek State Park quite near the ranger station. If you listen to the locals, this ghost is the stressed soul of a long dead Murfreesboro local. In any event, this ghost sure is frightening; one that any sound person wouldn't wish to come across.
The ghost of a man carrying a blood-covered spear is repeatedly distinguished on a Murfreesboro residential street very late at night.
A gigantic porpoise has supposedly been seen on a few instances right by the entrance to Russell Cave National Monument scaring
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Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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