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The ghost of an old hag is every now and then witnessed leading a conducted expedition of Chalk Bluff to a group of ghosts at the stroke of midnight. Some people claim this ghost enjoys frightening unwise people who come looking for ghosts in Morris Chapel.
A lady's body with a dog's head is known to have been witnessed on numerous occasions in Big Gum Pond late in the night trying to hide a dead body.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can now and then be seen gazing down into the water at The Fork around midnight.
A space alien from planet Neptune has repeatedly been observed at Anderson Branch at the stroke of midnight tossing chunks of concrete into the water.
A space alien from deep space is regularly seen facing the viewer down by Crump Spring at midnight.
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Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
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