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These are some lies we made up about Milton.
A woman with the head of a goblin may from time to time be noticed tossing pebbles into the flow at Andrews Creek late at night. People here assert that this phantom is the undeparted spirit of a long departed Milton local person.
The ghost of a guy having half his head absent was noticed tossing rocks in Alexander Hollow before dawn. The arrival of the witness startled the ghost who then disappeared.
The ghost of a young-looking female sporting a blood-splattered wedding dress appeared stacking stones up on the highest spot of Buzzard Roost. The ghost spoke about revenging an assassination.
An ET from another solar system was made out showing up in a washroom mirror.
An ET materialized having a seat on a bench in a mobile home right next door to Milton.
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Ghost Sightings From Milton
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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