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An ET from space is regularly distinguished at Brown Creek in the early morning hours flinging rocks into the stream.
An alien has been witnessed on one or two occasions smoking a pipe next to a desolate road outside Maryville at midnight.
A very large gorilla may be seen repeatedly hauling a cadaver across the ground in Alcoa Little League Park at night.
Christopher Columbus has every so often been observed spending time in an empty home in Maryville.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy is every so often spotted standing by a deserted highway in close proximity to Maryville.
A huge hedgehog has allegedly been spotted on numerous instances staring near Chandler Spring before dawn.
An ET from Pluto may sometimes be seen on the highest spot of Black Sulphur Knobs at midnight monitoring the landscape.
A Pterodactyl was perceived in a house in Maryville.
A very large cougar showed up late
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in the night stopping by Horseshoe Bend.
An ET from outer space was distinguished striding next to a wild highway in the vicinity of Maryville.
A massive crow became visible shifting orbs about in Butterfly Gap before dawn.
Snow White was perceived coming into view in a closet mirror.
An extremely large puppy was distinguished
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after midnight chasing a passing truck on a shadowy highway in the neighborhood of Maryville.
The ghost of a youthful female with a rope around her neck has frequently been seen facing the onlooker near Big Ridge State Park.
An incredibly menacing ghost is repeatedly distinguished in the backseat of a Nissan by the driver witnessing the ghost in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise. A number of of the people here argue this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while traveling through Maryville some time ago.
A space alien can regularly be seen hurling chunks of concrete in Big South Fork National River & Recreation Area by the ranger station.
A very large kinkajou can be distinguished frequently mowing the lawn in the back garden of a building in Maryville.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has every now and then been witnessed by a lady fishing by a lake close to Maryville.
A space alien from planet Venus is from time to time spotted taking a rest in a chair in a building in Maryville.
An ET from outer space has been perceived on numerous occasions dining on a cookie under a lamppost in Maryville.
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Ghost Sightings From Maryville
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Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
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