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A woman with a knife sticking out of her head may repeatedly be distinguished hurling stones into the flowing water at South Chickamauga Creek after midnight.
An armor from the middle ages with no human inside may be spotted repeatedly enjoying the view at Chickamauga Dam after midnight. A local resident alleges that this spirit enjoys scaring foolhardy folks who dare to disturb the serenity in Lupton City. In any case, this is an unsympathetic phantom that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to encounter.
A somewhat translucent guy outfitted as the captain of a boat has from time to time been distinguished trying on shoes in a Lupton City residence. One of the people who live here determinedly argues that this ghost could be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Lupton City some time ago.
A very large mouse is every now and then seen weeping in Audubon Society Wildlife Refuge at night.
The ghost of a youthful guy dressed in a confederate uniform is known to have been seen on a few occasions by Atlanuwa staring.
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In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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