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These are some lies we made up about Louisville.
A gigantic parakeet may regularly be noticed glancing at the sight from the highest spot of Logan Hill late at night.
The menacing ghost of a Viking may be perceived frequently musicalizing on a flute in a Louisville building. Well, it is unquestionably a creepy ghost that should be avoided.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer has once in a while been spotted slurping blood from a jar down near the water at Stony Point.
A space invader from Saturn is rumored to have been made out on many instances in Admiral Farragut Park before sunrise searching for a book.
A giant hippopotamus may from time to time be spotted in Badgett Hollow before dawn downing root beer.
An alien from outer space has repeatedly been perceived in Beardens Creek smoking a pipe.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire is often seen cleaning a blood-covered jacket in Chandler Spring very late at night.
A glowing human shape has supposedly
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been observed on one or two occasions reading a newspaper by Cedar Bluff.
A space man can frequently be observed in a mirror in a Louisville residence; the spirit was solely to be seen in the mirror.
An alien traveler from another galaxy may be noticed repeatedly in a plastic boat on Crystal Lake clutching a headbone.
The ghost
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of a young gentleman dressed in a winter coat has every so often been perceived in a building near Louisville.
A headless guy is once in a while witnessed by Volunteer Yacht Basin after midnight staring at the water.
The ghost of a physician with a blood-covered uniform has supposedly been spotted on a few occasions seeking a hat next to a parked vehicle in a Louisville parking lot before dawn. In any event, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that is preferably not interrupted.
The ghost of a man hauling a blood-splattered machete may occasionally be witnessed in a Louisville area auto part store, pacing the aisles. Locals say that this ghost could be a famous yesteryear local of Louisville.
A space alien from another galaxy was witnessed flickering a lantern very late at night on a sidewalk in Louisville.
Cinderella emerged contemplating in Big Ridge State Park quite near the ranger station.
An extraterrestrial came into view wandering through a building in Louisville.
A military outfit
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wandering about lacking a body in it was noticed screaming names of people quite near the entrance to Big South Fork National River & Recreation Area. The ghost mentioned avenging a killing. A local resident asserts that this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a local resident who used to live here in Louisville.
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Ghost Sightings From Louisville
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Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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