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A space alien from another part of the galaxy may be made out time and again reflecting beside a deserted road in close proximity to Leoma before dawn.
An extraterrestrial has every so often been seen admiring Horseshoe Bend late at night.
The martian captain of a UFO is from time to time witnessed repositioning orbs about in David Crockett State Park late at night.
An martian voyager from another solar system has purportedly been perceived on one or two instances standing by a secluded highway near Leoma.
A space invader from planet Venus can once in a while be seen in a sail boat on Brown Lake staring wrathfully at the bystander.
A huge mink has often been witnessed guzzling water from Fleming Spring around midnight.
A space man from another planet is regularly distinguished tossing rocks by Bailey Hollow Branch.
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A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
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