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These are some lies we made up about Lascassas.
The alien captain of an unidentified flying object was distinguished looking at the view from the highest spot of Buzzard Roost after midnight.
A massive puppy became visible struggling to verbalize something at Browns Mill Dam on a dark night.
A massive warthog was seen attempting to grab something beneath a streetlamp in Lascassas.
A colossal donkey emerged at Andrews Creek in the early morning hours hurling pebbles into the flow.
A massive ferret was noticed staggering from home to home on a dark night on a Lascassas residential road.
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Ghost Sightings From Lascassas
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Ghost Sightings From Lascassas
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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