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These are some lies we made up about Lake City.
An alien from the cosmos can be noticed often by River Ridge facing the witness.
An enormous okapi has now and then been noticed studying Airshaft Hollow in detail in the early morning hours.
An alien has purportedly been made out on many occasions going crazy near Blowing Springs late in the night.
An alien traveler from space may sometimes be distinguished in Cove Creek Wildlife Management Area at night flinging bricks.
Julius Ceasar was made out digging a crack in the middle of Alder Branch.
A giant orangutan emerged in Norris Forestry Research Area at midnight axing down a towering tree.
A giant wombat came into view bass fishing from the shore of Clinton Reservoir at night.
An ET from planet Neptune was observed standing by a wild highway right next door to Lake City.
A gargantuan ibex was seen up on the pinnacle of Cross Mountain smoking a pipe.
A mermaid has regularly been spotted traveling on a
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moped on a gloomy highway outside Lake City.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is often spotted looking at the water by Caryville Dam on a dark night.
The spirit of a chained up gentleman has supposedly been seen on many occasions in a residence in Lake City.
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Ghost Sightings From Lake City
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Ghost Sightings From Lake City
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
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