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These are some lies we made up about Joelton.
A womanly shape is known to have been spotted on a few instances hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Joelton.
The alien commander of an alien spaceship may once in a while be perceived gazing at a woman snoozing on a couch in a trailer in Joelton.
The ghost of a guy grasping a sword was perceived trying on socks in a Joelton home. Other folks nearby have had identical happenings involving an almost identical ghost. Residents who have perceived this phantom declare this phantom may be the soul of a local resident who died here in Joelton some time ago.
A lady with worms crawling out of her eyes showed up heading a directed tour of Devils Elbow to a crowd of ghosts very late at night. This ghost is extremely active in this neighborhood; there have been a handful of other accounts of this exact ghost.
An alien tourist from another part of the galaxy was distinguished in Bear Hollow in the early morning hours before sunrise smoking a
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pipe.
A space alien from outer space became visible verbalizing into the night up on the peak of Pinhook Hill.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship was seen heaving rocks into the water at Battle Creek late in the night.
An ET from Saturn was distinguished looking at the water by Browns Lake Dam on a dark night.
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alien from another planet has often been perceived in Whites Creek Park in the early morning hours before sunrise howling.
The ghost of a woman with a switchblade in her head has been said to have been witnessed on a few instances creeping up from a storm drain on a Joelton road at the stroke of midnight. One thing's for sure, it is in all certainty a creepy ghost that you would not want to bump into at midnight.
A gigantic wolf can frequently be spotted nosing around in mailboxes at midnight in Joelton.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be seen often shining a flash light by the entrance to Bledsoe Creek State Park.
A female having the head of a goblin has every now and then been observed performing a song on a piano in a Joelton mobile home.
The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs is from time to time made out in a Joelton highschool after midnight marching the halls.
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Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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