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These are some lies we made up about Jackson.
The martian captain of a UFO has from time to time been witnessed being carried by a donkey beside a highway near Jackson.
A massive puppy has supposedly been noticed on a few occasions wandering through a trailer near Jackson.
A decapitated female can every now and then be witnessed at a public phone in Jackson making a phone call. Some of the residents claim this phantom is the stressed soul of a long dead Jackson local.
The ghost of an eleven feet tall huge guy was distinguished at Camp Williamson Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight taking in the view. The ghost was gobbled up by the night after being distinguished.
An alien traveler from another galaxy emerged in a rubber boat on Camp Williamson Lake shining a lamp.
An ET from the cosmos was distinguished in Cypress Grove Park at midnight dragging a body over rocks.
A gargantuan warthog emerged flinging bricks into the water at Anderson Branch before sunrise.
A space
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invader was observed looking terrifying in the middle of a deserted road near Jackson very late at night.
The ghost of a lady having half her head missing was perceived hanging out in a derelict villa in Jackson. Frightened by the watchers the ghost withdrew into the darkness. It's been declared that this precise spirit is that of a resident
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who resided here in Jackson in the past.
A form with a skeleton face sporting dark robes has often been spotted going berserk in Big Cypress Tree State Park outside the ranger station. According to what the people who live here assert, this spirit loves terrifying unwise people who have the guts to upset the peace in Jackson.
An alien explorer from another galaxy is frequently observed riding on a Harley on a dark highway outside Jackson.
A gigantic aardvark is rumored to have been seen on a few occasions in a residence in Jackson.
Bigfoot may often be made out in a Jackson mobile home.
A lady with a knife in her head can be noticed very often emerging in a bedroom mirror.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is now and then spotted seated in a chair in a residence in close proximity to Jackson.
A huge mink has purportedly been observed on several instances at the stroke of midnight rushing after a passing pickup on a shady highway in the neighborhood of Jackson.
A space invader
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may from time to time be witnessed pulling up weeds in the side yard of an apartment in Jackson.
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Ghost Sightings From Jackson
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Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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