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These are some lies we made up about Huron.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship can frequently be witnessed throwing rocks into the stream at Bell Branch after midnight.
Marco Polo may be distinguished often in Mifflin Memorial Park after midnight hauling a body over rocks.
An extremely large alpaca has sometimes been observed staring at the water by Berry Lake Dam around midnight.
The spirit of a youthful man dressed in a winter coat is now and then distinguished cleaning a blood-covered cloth in Graper Spring late at night.
A headless man is rumored to have been observed on many occasions flashing a lamp in the early morning hours before sunrise by a mailbox in Huron. Either way, this is an antagonistic ghost that should be left alone.
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Ghost Sightings From Huron
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Ghost Sightings From Huron
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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