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These are some lies we made up about Hermitage.
A sizeable scary ghost may repeatedly be witnessed by a lady fishing by a lake close to Hermitage. Anyway, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that any sensible person wouldn't want to meet.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos may be observed frequently looking in Scotts Hollow at the stroke of midnight.
An enormous musk-ox has every now and then been made out trying to state something in a motor boat on Duncan Lake.
A space alien has been perceived on several instances by Clover Bottom flickering a kerosene lamp.
The ghost of a young gentleman dressed in a confederate uniform may from time to time be distinguished looking at the waves next to the water at Long Island Beach late at night.
The ghost of a tied up guy has repeatedly been made out down next to the water at Langford Cove calling names of people.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spaceship has been said to have been made out on a handful of occasions on
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the top of Fort Hill late in the night watching the vista.
The ghost of a young female covered in blood can be distinguished over and over again looking wrathfully at the bystander in Anderson Road Public Use Area after midnight.
An ET from planet Venus has every now and then been spotted relaxing on the floor in a building in Hermitage.
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ET from another part of the galaxy is occasionally made out laundering a bloody pair of pants in Priestly Springs at midnight.
The alien captain of a UFO has supposedly been spotted on a small number of occasions pacing from home to home in the early morning hours on a Hermitage residential street.
The ghost of an elderly hag may once in a while be witnessed at Hidden Cove Lake Dam on a dark night taking in the landscape.
An alien explorer from outer space was perceived stacking boulders mid stream in Cooper Creek.
A gentleman with a large hole through his chest came into view having a seat at the kitchen counter in a Hermitage trailer. This exact ghost has been observed over and over again in this place. In any event, it's a creepy phantom that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
Napoleon Bonaparte became visible dining on a sandwich in Bledsoe Creek State Park by the park headquarters.
A woman's body having a lizard's head was made out gazing at people in a Hermitage building through a window. Numerous
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sightings of this ghost have been reported. If you listen to what the people who live here declare, this ghost takes pleasure in frightening unwise folks who are brave enough to disrupt the serenity in Hermitage.
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Ghost Sightings From Hermitage
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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