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These are some lies we made up about Helenwood.
A lady with a blue face was distinguished in a convenience store in the Helenwood neighborhood. Other people close at hand have had similar events involving an almost identical ghost.
A giant snake came into view at night conducting a guided excursion of McCoy Rocks to a troop of spirits.
A colossal tapir was perceived by Ails Branch contemplating.
An enormous ocelot showed up at Carter Dam at the stroke of midnight startling people.
An alien traveler from the cosmos was seen on the shore of Carter Lake screaming names.
A Plateosaurus has repeatedly been witnessed laundering a blood-splattered bed sheet in Burnt House Spring at the stroke of midnight.
A huge wombat is regularly made out gazing furiously at the witness up on the highest spot of Big Knob.
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Ghost Sightings From Helenwood
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Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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