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These are some lies we made up about Greenfield.
A space invader from another galaxy is sometimes witnessed drifting along on Bradford Creek before sunrise.
The alien captain of a flying saucer can every now and then be noticed in a restaurant in the Greenfield area.
A sizeable terrifying beast is repeatedly spotted at Mud Creek Watershed Dam Number Seventeen in the early morning hours before sunrise howling.
A huge gemsbok has allegedly been perceived on frequent instances in Big Cypress Tree State Park on a dark night staring.
An martian tourist from another part of the galaxy may often be perceived attempting to verbalize something outside Big Cypress Tree State Park.
A giant budgerigar can be seen repeatedly crawling out of a manhole on a Greenfield residential road at the stroke of midnight.
A beheaded gentleman is every now and then distinguished playing a piece of music on an accordion in a Greenfield flat. In any event, this is an unfriendly ghost that any sound person would not want to meet.
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Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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