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These are some lies we made up about Graysville.
A space invader from another planet has often been made out sipping water from Crystal Spring in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial is repeatedly made out wandering through a Graysville area cemetery.
A colossal kid has purportedly been spotted on one or two instances before sunrise examining Aslinger Hollow in detail.
An alien traveler from another galaxy may be perceived repeatedly glancing over Grocery Bottom at night.
The scary spirit of a Barbarian is once in a while witnessed floating along on Bear Creek at the stroke of midnight. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
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