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These are some lies we made up about Franklin.
An alien came into view searching through trash container on a Franklin street.
An extraterrestrial traveler from space was spotted in Jim Warren Park at midnight howling.
A giant whale was seen late in the night heading a piloted visit of Baugh Bend to a cluster of phantoms.
A Brachiosaurus was witnessed pulling a corpse from the freezing water of Anderson Creek late in the night.
The spirit of a delivery man has repeatedly been seen up on Breezy Hill reflecting. In any event, this is an intimidating ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into late in the night.
An ET from deep space is frequently spotted at Glass Spring after midnight startling folks.
A gargantuan wolf has been said to have been made out on a small number of instances by Gentry Lake Dam late in the night looking at the water.
Cinderella may regularly be witnessed on a Franklin lane at the stroke of midnight.
A feminine body may be noticed very frequently
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gazing over The Mushpot after midnight. Whatever folks exclaim, it's a menacing ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to encounter.
A very large prairie dog has every now and then been perceived screaming at the watcher to leave in Boxley Valley before dawn.
The ghost of a woman having letters engraved into her hand is now and
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then made out staring at a lady snoozing on a couch in a building in Franklin.
Galileo has allegedly been made out on one or two instances trying on clothes in a Franklin home.
The alien mechanic of an alien spacecraft may now and then be distinguished snooping in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Franklin.
A lady with worms crawling out of her eye sockets has frequently been noticed piling pebbles quite near the entrance to Henry Horton State Park. People here claim that this ghost may be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Franklin some decades ago. One thing's for sure, it sure is a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
The ghost of a bound up woman is frequently made out in a Franklin school after midnight strolling the corridors. In any case, this phantom sure is menacing; one that should be stayed away from.
An martian traveler from another world can repeatedly be made out in a mirror in a Franklin trailer; the ghost was exclusively observable in the mirror.
A space invader
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from Pluto may be made out time and again in a mobile home close to Franklin.
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Ghost Sightings From Franklin
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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