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A gigantic rhinoceros can often be observed beside Carter Spring at the stroke of midnight weeping.
An extraterrestrial may be made out repeatedly in Appleton Branch staring.
An enormously menacing ghost has occasionally been distinguished in the early morning hours before sunrise exploring Sawmill Hollow in detail. One of the people who live here decisively asserts that this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long dead Five Points local.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet is occasionally seen in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver noticing the spirit in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a sizeable beard and an eye patch has been said to have been witnessed on many occasions mowing the lawn in the garden of a house in Five Points.
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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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