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These are some lies we made up about Fairview.
An alien has repeatedly been observed rummaging around in a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Fairview house very late at night.
The phantom of a youthful female covered in blood is repeatedly observed howling in the center of Aden Branch. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost is most likely the undead ghost of a local who used to dwell here in Fairview.
The extraterrestrial captain of a UFO has supposedly been distinguished on one or two instances before sunrise looking at Buzzard Bluff.
A man with a big hole through his upper body may regularly be spotted at midnight examining Bear Hollow in detail.
A huge mountain goat can be distinguished very frequently on the apex of Flagpole Hill around midnight looking at the view.
A very large guinea pig is once in a while spotted moving orbs around at Craig Lake Dam very late at night.
An alien explorer from space has supposedly been spotted on many occasions around midnight
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fluttering over Twomey Hole.
A female's body with a raccoon's head may occasionally be seen turning toward the observer near Basin Spring in the early morning hours. In any event, this is an antagonistic ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A space invader from planet Jupiter has repeatedly been noticed having a seat at the kitchen
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counter in a Fairview trailer.
A partially rotten human dead body is often seen staring at folks in a Fairview residence through a window. Whatever people utter, it sure is a scary ghost that should be shunned.
An ET from outer space has supposedly been seen on a handful of instances in a desolate area close to Fairview.
Johann Sebastian Bach may frequently be seen standing by a shadowy road near Fairview.
A female alight, gripping a petroleum bottle has once in a while been perceived trashing a hat in Dunbar Cave State Park by the park headquarters. Based on what the folks who live here declare, this spirit is the undeceased soul of a long departed Fairview local resident.
The ghost of a planter having on a straw hat is once in a while observed mailing a container at a Fairview post office. Many local residents claim this phantom is that of a local person who had a home here in Fairview some decades ago.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot has been distinguished on a small number of occasions
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discussing into the air as if somebody else was nearby. Folks here who have distinguished this ghost assert this ghost gets pleasure from scaring people who come seeking ghosts in Fairview.
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Ghost Sightings From Fairview
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Ghost Sightings From Fairview
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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