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A space alien emerged emerging in a closet mirror.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet was witnessed down near Fleming Spring late at night devastating a box.
A space alien from another world showed up resting on a sofa in a house next to Ethridge.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship was perceived on a dark night chasing a passing pickup on a dark road in the neighborhood of Ethridge.
A man with no head has repeatedly been witnessed by David Crockett Lake Dam on a dark night staring at the water.
An ET from the Moon is often perceived reading a pamphlet down next to the shore at David Crockett Lake.
An ET from another planet has supposedly been perceived on several instances trying to locate a woman by Beeler Fork.
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Ghost Sightings From Ethridge
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Ghost Sightings From Ethridge
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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