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These are some lies we made up about Dover.
A gargantuan snake can frequently be perceived pointing at the watcher in Barkley Wildlife Management Area on a dark night.
A chilling beast has every now and then been seen flying over Pulley Field before dawn. No matter what people exclaim, it is certainly a scary spirit that you wouldn't want to bump into before dawn.
The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object is occasionally distinguished yelling at the observer to stay away down next to Boyett Spring in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a copper-miner has been said to have been witnessed on a handful of occasions sitting on a sofa in a mobile home close to Dover. Local people claim that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring unwise people who are fearless enough to disturb the tranquility in Dover. Whichever way, this ghost sure is menacing; one that any rational person wouldn't want to bump into.
A space alien from planet Pluto was made out in Andrews Hollow late in the
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night scooping out a crater.
The ghost of a gentleman dressed as a plumber materialized hauling a dead body from the chilly water of Bee Branch before dawn. When the watcher materialized the ghost fled.
A space man from deep space was witnessed staring down into the water at Cub Creek Cove before dawn.
Ludwig van Beethoven came
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into sight dining on an apple up on Hickman Creek Hill.
A massive walrus was noticed enjoying the scenery at Bards Dam very late at night.
An Anchisaurus was perceived hurling pebbles into Cross Creek Reservoir at night.
The ghost of a man dressed in a law enforcement uniform has frequently been observed in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver seeing the spirit in her rear view mirror after midnight.
The ghost of an elderly gentleman with a huge gray beard is rumored to have been perceived on frequent instances by a lady camping at a campground in close proximity to Dover. A local person argues that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolhardy people who come seeking ghosts in Dover. In any case, it's a menacing ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An extraterrestrial may be observed often seated on a couch in a mobile home in Dover.
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Ghost Sightings From Dover
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Ghost Sightings From Dover
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
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