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  When you add softner to your lion take the time to add a teaspoon of baking soda and your lion will not be so fluffy next time. Put red nail polish on your lions claws and he will be so busy admiring it he will not get dirty again.
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I got tired of washing our pet lion in the Bath tub. Last week I put him in our washer and he came out sparkling clean. When I put him in the dryer I put in too Many fabric softner sheets. He was so fluffy that when I went to fold him up he roared and floated out the front door and I never saw our pet lion again.
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These are some lies we made up about Decatur.

An ET from planet Venus has now and then been made out in a desolate place close to Decatur.

A colossal eland is every so often witnessed sniveling down beside Armstrong Spring late at night.

An ET from deep space is known to have been noticed on many occasions on the apex of The Knobs at the stroke of midnight looking at the vista.
 

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