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These are some lies we made up about Decatur.
A glow-in-the-dark human shape has repeatedly been witnessed in a Decatur highschool before sunrise striding the corridors.
The ghost of a pregnant woman is regularly seen down at Armstrong Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise crying.
A space man from another planet is known to have been made out on several instances looking up on the pinnacle of The Knobs.
The martian technician of a UFO may often be perceived trying to touch something in Bird Hollow before sunrise.
A space alien from planet Mars can be seen frequently checking out Armstrong Bend at the stroke of midnight.
A big chilling monster has once in a while been noticed in a trailer in the neighborhood of Decatur.
A decapitated gentleman is occasionally made out terrifying people by Fuller Slough.
A space invader from another world is known to have been observed on several instances repositioning orbs about in Agency Creek Recreation Area after midnight.
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giant goat may once in a while be seen hurling chunks of concrete into the flow at Agency Creek in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a surgeon with a bloody uniform was seen appearing frightening by the water at Armstrong Slough. The onlooker freaked out and ran off.
A space invader appeared trying to find a glove by a parked Buick
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in a Decatur parking lot before sunrise.
An alien voyager from deep space was distinguished in a Decatur area supermarket, strolling the aisles.
A very large burro showed up resting at a coffee table in a Decatur apartment going nuts.
A lady with her head and left arm and left leg severed was made out striding through a residence in Decatur. The spirit didn't appear to be agonized by the onlookers.
An extraterrestrial from Venus was spotted riding on a pony by the side of a highway in the vicinity of Decatur.
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Ghost Sightings From Decatur
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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