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These are some lies we made up about Dayton.
A gigantic mynah bird has purportedly been seen on a small number of occasions on the apex of Dutchmans Knob at night staring at the vista.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from the cosmos may often be observed watching movies in a Dayton living room around midnight.
A woman having a machete in her head may be noticed frequently on a Dayton lane very late at night. One of the people who live here decisively declares that this spirit enjoys startling foolish people who come seeking spirits in Dayton.
The ghost of a youthful Indian combatant has every now and then been spotted at Armstrong Slough on a dark night gazing down into the water.
A Stegosaurus is from time to time witnessed suspended in the air like a blimp in Dayton.
An enormous zebra has supposedly been seen on frequent instances looking at the water by Lake Hill Dam very late at night.
A giant wildcat may occasionally be noticed by Armstrong Bend terrifying people.
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colossal sheep was made out ascending out of Gholdston Slough covered in mud before dawn.
An ET from Mars came into sight hauling a cadaver through some bushes in Armstrong Ferry Recreation Area on a dark night.
A gargantuan aardvark was observed on a dark night studying Aslinger Hollow in detail.
A space alien from another world
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came into view hauling a dead body from the chilly water of Board Tree Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The spirit of a sturdy lumberjack clutching a large axe was witnessed fluttering across Grocery Bottom in the early morning hours before sunrise. The spirit mumbled about avenging a homicide. A number of of the folks here allege this phantom may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Dayton many years ago.
A massive elephant was seen down near Beckett Spring on a dark night tossing stones.
The scary ghost of a Barbarian has frequently been perceived in a hardware store in the Dayton area.
An extremely large mare is regularly made out trying on socks in a Dayton mobile home.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire has supposedly been distinguished on frequent instances at Booker T. Washington State Park slurping blood from a cup.
An alien may be noticed often crawling out from a storm drain on a Dayton street in the early morning hours.
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crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has now and then been observed smoking a pipe in Big South Fork National River & Recreation Area at the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Dayton
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Ghost Sightings From Dayton
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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