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These are some lies we made up about Collierville.
The phantom of a seriously mangled huntsman hauling a dead wolf has supposedly been observed on a handful of instances eating a hotdog down a wild road next to Collierville late at night. People claim that this phantom is probably the stressed phantom of a local resident who used to dwell here in Collierville.
A giant wombat may every so often be perceived hanging out in a derelict structure in Collierville.
An extraterrestrial has frequently been made out smoking a pipe at Boyle Investment Company Lake Dam on a dark night.
The Wizard of Oz is regularly distinguished traveling on a Harley on a dark highway in the vicinity of Collierville.
A lady devoid of a head has been said to have been seen on many instances tossing boulders into the water at Grays Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object may be perceived repeatedly in a flat in Collierville.
A very
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large warthog is once in a while distinguished crying in John W. Kyle State Park outside the ranger station.
The spirit of a youthful lady with a wire around her neck has been said to have been witnessed on one or two occasions in a Collierville flat. One thing is for sure, it's a frightening spirit that you would not want to come across very
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late at night.
Henry VIII may now and then be made out marching alongside a desolate highway close to Collierville.
A giant addax was witnessed appearing in a bedroom mirror.
A gargantuan anteater emerged taking a rest on a sofa in a house right next door to Collierville.
An alien tourist from another world was perceived very late at night running after a passing Chevy on a shady highway near Collierville.
An enormously bloodcurdling ghost showed up in the backseat of a pickup by the driver noticing the phantom in his rear view mirror in the early morning hours. Additional sightings of this ghost have been described.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto was made out mowing the lawn in the back yard of a home in Collierville.
A centaur has often been seen by an old woman hunting in a forest next to Collierville.
The ghost of an elderly lady holding a revolver is regularly observed resting on a stool in a mobile home in Collierville. In any event, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling
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ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Collierville
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Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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