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A gigantic goat is sometimes observed on the pinnacle of Buckeye Knob before sunrise studying the scenery.
An martian voyager from another world may every so often be distinguished in the early morning hours exploring Bennett Hollow in detail.
An alien from outer space has frequently been seen cleaning a blood-covered bed sheet in Cheatham Spring before sunrise.
Ferdinand Magellan is repeatedly perceived talking into the air as if somebody in addition was in attendance.
A gargantuan hamster can often be observed staring across Blue Sink late at night.
An ET can be distinguished repeatedly hauling a cadaver from the freezing water of Alexander Branch very late at night.
The ghost of a brawny lumberjack clutching a big axe has every so often been witnessed peeking through mobile home windows in College Grove at midnight. One thing is for sure, it sure is a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
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