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An extraterrestrial tourist from the cosmos may repeatedly be made out by Barkcamp Creek pondering.
A partly rotten human dead body has now and then been distinguished in a Coalfield area auto part store, marching the aisles. Some folks argue this ghost is the tormented soul of a long dead Coalfield person who lived here.
A lady burning, clutching a fuel tank is once in a while perceived screaming people's names down by Blue Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise. According to the folks who live here, this phantom is that of a local person who had a home here in Coalfield in the past.
The Loch Ness Monster has allegedly been made out on a few occasions on the highest spot of American Knob on a dark night studying the surroundings.
The ghost of a grower wearing a worn hat can from time to time be noticed in the early morning hours flying across Stony Flat. Many folks who live here argue this ghost enjoys scaring folks who come trying to find ghosts in Coalfield.
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A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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