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These are some lies we made up about Clinton.
A female with a knife sticking out of her head has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of instances up on the peak of College Hill flashing a flash light.
A space man from planet Pluto may from time to time be distinguished at Alder Branch after midnight flinging chunks of concrete into the water.
An old knight's armor without a human inside was noticed in the early morning hours before sunrise going to see Eagle Bend. The ghost was gobbled up by the night after being spotted. No matter what folks state, it certainly is a scary phantom that should be left alone.
A very large okapi materialized crying out people's names in Brushy Valley Park at midnight.
An extremely large cheetah was perceived looking at the water by Butcher Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A Stegosaurus became visible tossing pieces of wood into Butcher Lake late in the night.
A gargantuan crow was spotted gazing at a guy snoozing in a
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bed in a mobile home in Clinton.
A space alien from another planet was perceived studying Airshaft Hollow in detail after midnight.
A space invader has regularly been perceived in a clothing store in the Clinton vicinity.
A partially transparent gentleman dressed as the captain of a vessel is frequently made out trying to locate
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a box down by Bacon Spring late at night. Local people assert that this spirit is that of a person who had a house here in Clinton a long time ago.
Rapunzel has supposedly been spotted on many instances fluttering across Brown Flats at the stroke of midnight.
A sizeable terrifying ghost may often be noticed trying on a jacket in a Clinton residence.
The phantom of a bound up man may be distinguished over and over again crawling out of a storm drain on a Clinton lane very late at night. A local person asserts that this ghost likes frightening folks who come looking for ghosts in Clinton.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object has occasionally been noticed in Big Ridge State Park outside the park headquarters reading a pamphlet.
A colossal puppy is once in a while distinguished nosing around in mailboxes on a dark night in Clinton.
The ghost of a young-looking woman covered in blood has been said to have been noticed on a handful of instances sniveling at Big South Fork National River &
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Recreation Area. One of the residents confidently claims that this ghost may perhaps be a distinguished past native of Clinton.
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Ghost Sightings From Clinton
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
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